Brain Sparks - Positive vs Negative
How can my Shadow explain what it knows in an intelligent yet entertaining manner.
My shadow is convinced that everything consists of minus and positive aspects.
For instance, two opposite sounding words:
- Happy positive
- Sad negative
My shadow insists even though the words appear opposite to each other, both words have each their own unique positive and negative charges.
Flushable Wipes Clog Drains
The question asked: Why promote flushable wipes as flushable when they collectively clog sewer drains which require expensive cleaning and maintenance?
Media Connects US
to spread common values
to solidify language
Share tales & stories
for We to listen and absorb.
Comes the Internet
The Cautionary Tale Begins:
"Fluconazole: it is used to treat fungal infections in the mouth. This drug is used to treat vaginal yeast infections."
My shadow muses.
Agony ad describe in graphic detail
pain and misery of all
conditions to explain the magic pill.
serve a multitude of purpose
to convince healthy
how sick they really are
so people know what to find
as healthy people should
My Shadow Mourns
My shadow longs for the days of the Weekly World to return Bat Boy to this great land who will at last restore harmony and peace, rid the world of nuclear arsenals, stamp out hunger, pestilence, plague, plaque and bureaucrats. Our heart aches to see Bat Boy one more time. We need you Bat Boy!
My shadow reminds, when gifts display on Christmas morn and comes the realization there are no batteries for the toys.
Pastiche: Critical Postulations
Occasionally my shadow is motivated to comment on a movie or television show or an advertisement. We are powerless to stop this action and offer our sincerest apologies for my shadow's brash assumption to be a virtual know-nothing film critic.
My shadow complains about the preposterous predicament we experience when presented with serious consideration the of scantily clad anorexic female challenging big muscle-headed cavemen.
Where Ever We Can't Go
Years ago on a visit to Mother, we arrived in the lobby of a grand hotel which we had mistaken for our reserved hotel. My Shadow amuses that we had barely made it to the lobby desk when converged upon by several concierge and security to usher us out and toward the more appropriately lower-class accommodations.
Beware The Violent Ones
Obviously when one thinks of no-man's land, one thinks of those teeming with drug abuse, sexual violence and distrust of outsiders .ie; Beverly Hills, Martha's Vineyard and the entire NBA, to name a few, but no matter.