Time Machine

choices into the future

Carnivores, hungry, blood thirsty, hunters of prey, tearers and renders of flesh, occupy the apex of the food chain.  


  • Generally produce the fewest offspring of the animal kingdom
  • Must kill in order to eat 
  • Lays claim to territory
  • Get booed in televised animal chases
  • Become exotic pets
  • Provide red necks their grand final moments


  • Eat everything not locked up


  • Vegetarians - skirt the rules, say things about eating things with faces and cheese.
  • Vegans - vegetables, tubers, legumes, grains and fruits, have really skinny arms