Time Machine

Current Ratio of C's to H's for WoMankind

choices into the future

Carnivores, hungry, blood thirsty, hunters of prey, tearers and renders of flesh, occupy the apex of the food chain.  


  • Generally produce the fewest offspring of the animal kingdom
  • Must kill in order to eat 
  • Lays claim to territory
  • Get booed in televised animal chases
  • Become exotic pets
  • Provide red necks their grand final moments


  • Eat everything not locked up


  • Vegetarians - skirt the rules, say things about eating things with faces and cheese.
  • Vegans - vegetables, tubers, legumes, grains and fruits, have really skinny arms